#UnitedWeRoll Rally: A Bad, No-Good Day for Dumb Dummies

What do you call two hundred Yellow Vests rallying in Ottawa? Dumb dummies. The cavalcade of crimson-cap covered conservatives, having finally reached their destination, proceeded to have their worst day ever. Their woes began with open white supremacist Faith Goldy speaking at their rambunctious rally and ended with convoy members stranded penniless as organizer Glen Carritt allegedly took the money and ran.

Two Hundred Dorks and Faith Goldy

According to locals, two hundred Yellow Vests decided to gather on Parliament hill, huddled around a hastily rented lift, to hear their star-studded lineup of speakers, including infamous racist Faith Goldy (also: white supremacist, hangs out with Nazis) and the unesteemed Andrew Scheer, leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.

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hat tip to /u/notworking-throwaway, from subreddit /r/onguardforthee
hat tip to /u/notworking-throwaway, from subreddit /r/onguardforthee

The first sign of stupid was the fact that the idiot Yellow Vest (Official) Caravan #UnitedWeRoll organizers platformed Faith Goldy. The second sign of stupid was when Faith opened her big, dumb face to shout at Indigenous Rights protestors.

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“If you don’t like our country, leave it!” she shouted at a local Algonquian man.

The protestors countered: “Nazi scum, off our streets”.

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Scheer Stupidity

“They’re just eCoNoMiCaLLy AnXiOuS” - Andrew Scheer’s imaginary friend
“They’re just eCoNoMiCaLLy AnXiOuS” - Andrew Scheer’s imaginary friend
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Andrew Scheer spoke at the rollicking racist rally to lend his support to the caravan of cackhanded confederates, this just a day after he openly tweeted his support, and approximately two months after the whole clan of les jaune infantes terribles were revealed as being rabidly ravenous racists. He stood in front of a sign calling for the Prime Minister to be tried on charges of treason (for what?) and addressed the striped stupidheads thusly: “We’re fighting for you. We’re standing with you.”

Buuut that’s no surprise, considering Scheer’s previous shenanigans.

“Glen Did Not Account For The Money”

Glen Carritt, elected councilmember in the town of Innisfail, Alberta, is the alleged sole organizer behind #UnitedWeRoll (or, as he originally named it: Yellow Vests (Official) Convoy). While he wasn’t the only one involved in logistics, nor in planning it, nor in advertising it [for more: read about Marc “Tyler” Malenfant, original Yellow Vests Canada group admin and biggest voice behind the convoy], he was allegedly the only one with access to the crowdfunding wallet. And allegedly - according to convoy members - left convoy members to freeze in the capital penniless.

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Ayyyy lmao. It’s almost like it was never about building a pipeline in the first place.

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