The #UnitedWeRoll Yellow Vest Convoy Was Always About White Supremacy, Stupid

Dear white people: there is no “globalist UN conspiracy” to suborn, invade, replace, ethnocide, erase, subjugate, or enslave Canada or Canadians. But I understand why you’d think so, when you yourselves are advocating genocide against First Nations folk and when you talk of waging war against Muslims, people of colour, and (???) of wiping out the French language (???).

Wait, let me back up for a moment.

It’s 2019, how did we get to *this* point?

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2019: United We Roll - A Convoy of Racists

To understand current events, we need to review the events of February 2019. After nearly a month of regular rallies by white supremacists and their “patriot” Yellow Vest front groups, plans for a #YellowVestConvoy were drawn up.

 Marc “Tyler” Malenfant, Carl Fleury, Glen Carritt announced and organized the #UnitedWeRoll convoy. Allegedly, it was just a really patriotic, pro-pipeline convoy. That somehow was organized, staffed, and advocated by racist, white supremacist, pro-Trump dorks. Whose attendants are openly calling for violence against police, elected officials, and people of colour.

One of whom was recently arrested and had over 100 firearms in possession.

Totally just ordinary, not racist at all people who were totally advocating peaceful gatherings and peaceful changes to poli-

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Media Turns A Blind Eye, Kenney and Ford Endorse

While the media white-washed the convoy, Jason Kenney (aspirant to Alberta Premier) and Doug Ford (Ontario’s infamous Premier) openly announced their endorsement of the convoy.





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Rebel Media, hive of scum and white supremacy

Rebel Media, whose alumni include infamous Nazi Faith Goldy, Lauren Southern, Tommy Robinson, is pushing the convoy hard. As in: their website is dedicated to pro-convoy coverage. Oh, and the convoy’s lead truck has white supremacist and Rebel Media reporter Keean Bexte inside. Who uh, said this:

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But it’s all economic anxiety guys, honest! Just ignore the blatant racism, calls for violence, and open anti-semitism! Too bad Faith Goldy just couldn’t keep her hands off the foghorn. They would have almost gotten away with whitewashing the convoy if it weren’t for those meddling Rebel Media alumni:

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In Conclusion: It Was Always About White Supremacy, Stupid

To summarize:
* White supremacists organized the convoy
* White supremacists staff the convoy
* White supremacists openly call for violence
* White supremacists call for an end to immigration (except for the “white” kinds of immigration)
* White supremacists in the convoy are pretending it isn’t a white supremacist thing
* White supremacist Rebel Media helps whitewash it
* White supremacist Post Media further whitewashes it
* It was never about a pipeline
* It was always about white supremacy, stupid

To build a pipeline, the Federal Government needs to reach agreements with many sovereign First Nations bands whose lands and livelihoods would be irreversibly altered by it. But these dumb schmucks aren’t interested in negotiating with First Nations people.

It was always about white supremacy.

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